Trampoline boy swallows £2 coin.
which is not a Day Today headline about a juvenile trampoline but about a boy who was trampolining with a £2 coin between his teeth.
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Never mind that – the tenement where I use to live has collapsed!
It looks quite spectacular and alarming. I see they say that some building work had been carried out. By the looks of things they had the builders in that my mum and dad’s next door neighbours once used.