According to Iain Dale, Preston (pictured below) is to stand as a Tory candidate.
For most people of course the humourless former reality TV star and husband of another former reality TV star (and sometime professional lookalike of someone famous for…. well, no idea actually) is best known for this:

Yeh I posted the same video on my page a few weeks ago. (http://livetletlive86.livejournal.com/3241.html) I actually found it really funny, especially the reactions of Bill Bailey etc.
As for Preston Standing – well i think that sums up the current “appearance not substance” Tory policy.