In a competitive modern marketplace I’ve decided to apply for the next series of Dragons Den with a new business proposal WWRDD (What Would Richard Dawkins Do?). I anticipate a range of wristbands (rubber and woven), T-shirts (perhaps with a pic of the good Professor on the front, with Lalla on the rear, or vice versa), and novelty pens. I’m sure Duncan Bannatyne would be a sucker for it if it was presented by a collection of children wearing the bands and T-shirts, and singing a song about Darwin and evolution while clikcing their pens in time with the music.
I’m sure there’d be Scopes for targeting the US market in due course and with Bannatyne’s nous I’m sure we’d crack that soon enough.
Any takers?
Do you have any orders for your product as of yet?
I’d be inclined to buy £20,000 worth of shares, approx 60% – but only if some sort of deal could be struck involving reggae sauce, reggae reggae sauce.