Can you name ten things that can be worn?
If so I’d love to hear from you. Comment now. I used to be on Big Brother you know.
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ETA (12.54) I’m still waiting to hear from you. Our previous commenters have not been correct. There have been some good attempts, but nothing right so far. Comment now. And while you’re at it – have you thought of rolling up all of the debts you have incurred on phone calls to ITV Play into one large debt that makes repossession of your home easier? If so, call now.
Rawlplugs
Carpet
Tyres
Donkey jacket
Handkerchief
Merkin
Last Sunday’s News Of The World
Binliners
Your dinner
Michael Foot
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‘ello therr! I’m BrIaN Innit from Laaandahn, Innit, and I fink dat the 10 fings you can find dat can be worn r:
1. Hairdryer
2. Keyboard
3. Umbrella
4. Rawl Plugs Innit
5. Banana Skins
6. Tumbleweed
sorry lol cant fink of nething else.
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The Cast of ‘Paint Your Wagon’.
Yes! Yes I can!
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ah wanna be on telly…… ‘s’got slebetys’n'everfin’.
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ah reeeeeeeely reeeeeeeeeely wanna be on telly like jade goody’n'er’mum jcyieaciyackiaeyie!
Balaclava?
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1966.
teacosy
cat vomit
tangerine
silver spoon on chain
heart on sleeve
parasitic mind-controlling growth on back
miniature dragon grafted on shoulder
medals
parachute
earplugs
ten things that can be worn
Ten pairs of ladies underthings
easy peasy
alastair