Are you ambitious? Would you like to manage at the top level of British football (without any money to fund you ambitions)? Would you like to travel Europe before Christmas every year for three or four weeks? After Christmas generally you can keep your passport at home. Have you ever been to Inverness? or Aberdeen? or Paisley? or Falkirk? or (from next year) Gretna? No. Would you like to go? Some of these places even have 3 star hotels and AA recommended bed and breakfasts.
Have you experience of handling prima donnas that miss their Irn Bru when away from home for too long? Would you like to appear regularly in the Daily Record?
Are you a left-footer? Do you know any traditional folk songs? Do you believe in God? If so, which one?