Goodbye England's Rose or Bye bye Dodi, oh Di bye bye.

Despite having no sight of the Stevens Report I understand that the findings can be summarised with slogans from public information campaigns . 

Regarding Mr Paul

Think Before you drink Before you drive

Kill your speed.   Not a princess.

Regarding Diana and Dodi

Clunk Click Every Trip

Belt up in the back

And in avoiding the chasing paparazzi

Think bike

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