The Beeb report a Bill Clinton performance at the Royal Albert hall (less popular than Billy Connolly or Eric Clapton). I skimmed the report seeing little of interest until I caught sight of the words “Dougie Donnelly” – yes, TV’s Mr Curling and Strathclyde University LLB graduate Donnelly was the on-stage presence questioning Bill Clinton.
Coming soon Gary Lineker hosts a question and answer session for David Cameron; Alex Hay and Peter Allis ask questions of Nigel “man in a suit” Forage leader of YOUKIP; and Ray Stubbs and Bobby George quiz Osama bin Laden.
“So then Mr Clinton…. Falkirk or Hamilton Academicals?”
Next: Archie Macpherson (complete with lip mic and sheepskin coat, precariously perched on in the commentary box on the condemned stand at some bleak fitba ground in a plague-blighted new town) questions Osama bin Laden on his great enthusiasm for Partick Thistle.