At the time I found the following link the news that someone that the public disliked sufficiently to vote out of the collection of plastic freaks and nonentities that is the current series of Big Brother is to get a television programme is one of the main news items on BBC on-line entertainment news pages. The priority of stories is bizarre. However, the content is equally peculiar. The main rationale for this new-found fame appears to be that she was once on the telly.
I, too, was once on the telly – interviewed by a local television station when I was at school. I mentioned the Daily Telegraph and consequently won a bet with my dad. I was also once caught wandering across the back of shot in an episode of Rebus. Accordingly, as is my right in the modern era, I demand a new television programme on one of the proliferation of digital television channels. I am quite prepared to host and have executive producer credits for On the Rack, or Only Fools in Hearses.